I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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