we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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