dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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