People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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