I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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