The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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