Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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