Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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