SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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