he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize