I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I could fuck to npr.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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