school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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