i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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