I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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