Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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