he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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