Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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