Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
