You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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