I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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