Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You are a genius and a whore.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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