I bet he comes in French.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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