no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
