hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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