Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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