In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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