Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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