You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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