you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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