Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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