Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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