Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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