I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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