Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize