Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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