Can i not drive my cunt home
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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