God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i think my tv is drunk
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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