How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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