When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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