i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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