Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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