i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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