you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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