sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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