Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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