im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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