Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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