Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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