There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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