So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
