windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can you bring me the toilet please
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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