Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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