Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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